Reasons why I'd be good for you:

1) I give good back massages. Or at least I try to.
2) I can make a mean omelette.
3) Sexual intimacy? Not a problem.
4) I'll leave you little notes, I'll visit you, I'll make time for you. I'll appreciate the hell out of you.
5) I enjoy doing all these things. 6)I clean up nice.
7) I live in the same city. Ok tayo logistics-wise.
8) I'm very hatak-able. Ano lakad? Game ako. Plus points: our hobbies overlap.
9) Family? They're great. Health? I barely get sick. Mentally? I'm pretty much normal. Not crazy. Crazy for you lang. CHOS. Wala kang proproblemahing shitty issues.
10) Pareho tayo ng level of humor.

Reasons why I won't:
1) Sun ka, globe ako.

Okay natatawa parin ako sa post na 'to.